Welcome to the Show
Well hello boys and girls come on in see the show
Its the mystical, magical, great dark carnival
Don't bother lookin for parkin get rid of it
It ain't like you ever comin back ya fuckin' idiot
The carnival emerges only when you bout to die
And right now muthafucka you bout dead in the sky
So come and put your soul up on the murder go round
And we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion
I got a spike for yo neck with my ninja blowgun
Because I be the jugga-lugga don dada lada shogun
I swing my sword down and split you in two
Before you even fall I bitch smack both of you
Welcome to our carnival, Fifty thousand juggalos
Freaks and weirdos and killas at our shows
I'm just glad we down with em, hate to be yall
And have a juggalo shatter my skull for the carnival
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, BITCH BOY YOU DEAD
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
Welcome to my exhibit I be the Shags
Sit back and enjoy, relax ya nipples and nutbags
There's only juggalos here ya know what we about
Swingin hatchets, Faygo, and a dick in ya mouth
So they call us a circus we accept the role
We've been sayin that its comin for like ten years or so
And everywhere we go from Alaska to Spain
I'm seein juggalos dancin in a Faygo rain
Some of those at our shows feel a carnival high
I see em jump on the stage and float off inta the sky
They ain't never comin back the carnival is divine
And all we can do is dream about em smokin a dime
I got love for dead people and I hope to die
I got neden waitin on me up in Shangri-La
But if ya really wanna see the fuckin devil's exhibit
The shit is called "HELL'S PIT" run out and get it
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, BITCH BOY YOU DEAD
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, It's that carnival paradise
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, It's that carnival paradise
You don't like it, get the fuck up outta here
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
Its the mystical, magical, great dark carnival
Don't bother lookin for parkin get rid of it
It ain't like you ever comin back ya fuckin' idiot
The carnival emerges only when you bout to die
And right now muthafucka you bout dead in the sky
So come and put your soul up on the murder go round
And we'll strap you down and spin you into oblivion
I got a spike for yo neck with my ninja blowgun
Because I be the jugga-lugga don dada lada shogun
I swing my sword down and split you in two
Before you even fall I bitch smack both of you
Welcome to our carnival, Fifty thousand juggalos
Freaks and weirdos and killas at our shows
I'm just glad we down with em, hate to be yall
And have a juggalo shatter my skull for the carnival
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, BITCH BOY YOU DEAD
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
Welcome to my exhibit I be the Shags
Sit back and enjoy, relax ya nipples and nutbags
There's only juggalos here ya know what we about
Swingin hatchets, Faygo, and a dick in ya mouth
So they call us a circus we accept the role
We've been sayin that its comin for like ten years or so
And everywhere we go from Alaska to Spain
I'm seein juggalos dancin in a Faygo rain
Some of those at our shows feel a carnival high
I see em jump on the stage and float off inta the sky
They ain't never comin back the carnival is divine
And all we can do is dream about em smokin a dime
I got love for dead people and I hope to die
I got neden waitin on me up in Shangri-La
But if ya really wanna see the fuckin devil's exhibit
The shit is called "HELL'S PIT" run out and get it
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, BITCH BOY YOU DEAD
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, It's that carnival paradise
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La or the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show, It's that carnival paradise
You don't like it, get the fuck up outta here
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
When it's yo time, death is near, step right on up over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, its that carnival paradise
Credits
Writer(s): William Dail, Joseph Bruce, Michael John Jr. Puwal
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com
Link
© 2024 All rights reserved. Rockol.com S.r.l. Website image policy
Rockol
- Rockol only uses images and photos made available for promotional purposes (“for press use”) by record companies, artist managements and p.r. agencies.
- Said images are used to exert a right to report and a finality of the criticism, in a degraded mode compliant to copyright laws, and exclusively inclosed in our own informative content.
- Only non-exclusive images addressed to newspaper use and, in general, copyright-free are accepted.
- Live photos are published when licensed by photographers whose copyright is quoted.
- Rockol is available to pay the right holder a fair fee should a published image’s author be unknown at the time of publishing.
Feedback
Please immediately report the presence of images possibly not compliant with the above cases so as to quickly verify an improper use: where confirmed, we would immediately proceed to their removal.