Always True To You In My Fashion

If a custom tailored vet
Asks me out for something wet
When the vet begins to pet, I cry hooray

But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way

I've been asked to have a meal
By a big tycoon in steel
If the meal includes a deal, accept I may

But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way

There's an oil man known as Tex
Who is keen to give me check
And his checks, I fear, means that Tex is here to stay

But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way

From Ohio Mr. Thorn
Calls me up from night 'till morn'
Mr. Thorn once cornered corn and that ain't hay

But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way

From Milwaukee Mr. Fritz
Often dines me at the Ritz
Mr. Fritz invented Schlitz and Schlitz must pay

But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way

Mr. Harris, plutocrat, wants to give my cheek a pat
If the Harris pat means a paris hat, pay, pay

But I'm always true to you, darlin', in my fashion
Yes, I'm always true to you, darlin', in my way