Women and Sandwiches

Women and sandwiches
They always surprise
They're more complicated
Than burgers or fries
Or guys

Women and sandwiches
Some are cold and some hot
But take what they offer
And you'll learn a lot

You're doubtful or dreadful
They've burnt you before
But trust me my brother
You'll line up for more
For they may be crusty
Or salty, or sour
But women and sandwiches
Always have the power

And sometimes there's a sandwich
With the taste that disagrees
That maybe makes you angry
Gives you agita, the quease
But go with it at least a while
And soon it's not so strange
With time and understanding
Taste can change

Women and sandwiches
Like chocolates and wine
Sometimes the strange ones
Are just the most fine

You look at the outside
The face or the bread
You don't know what's there
In that roll or that head

But odds are you'll like what's inside
For y'all
Women and sandwiches
I so love them all

And sometimes there's a sandwich
That you looked at just one way
Then it suddenly surprised you
Say a lot, and saved today

And then asked you to do something
That you thought was just a cheat
The explanation wasn't so complete
But still in all it's just a simple feat
So maybe you should help her cause she's sweet
And her brother's pretty neat

Well, long may their heavenly mysteries live
And all of the joys and the sorrows they give

Wherever we weirdos
We wishing men roam
Women and sandwiches
Women and sandwiches
Women and sandwiches
Will always bring us home