Jesus Ain't Dead

Jesus ain't dead
he's asleep home in bed
and Elvis is cookin' him eggs
Hendrix and Joplin
went out to go shoppin'
they'll be home before noon with the digs

And all of God's children
are out busy building
an ark for to sail on the flood
But them wafers ain't meat
no they're just made of wheat
and no one ever got drunk off of blood

So, pass that wine around, my friends
redemption will just have to wait
We'll be drunk by the time
this world comes to an end
and I'll see you at the old pearly gates

Kurt Cobain, he's snorting cocaine
with Jim Morrison at the bar
Their supper's getting cold
and Elvis said, "I done told them."
Jesus said, "This time they've gone too far."

And all of God's legends
are out busy pledging
their souls to the path of the past
But Jimi & Jim
Kurt & Janis Joplin
all laugh loud, but the kings both laugh last

And they sing, "Pass that wine
around, my friends
redemption will just have to wait
We'll be drunk by the time
this world comes to an end
and I'll see you at the old pearly gates

Jesus ain't dead
he's asleep home in bed
and Elvis is cookin' him eggs