Pity Party

I just can't stop cryin'
This melodrama in my head
Has got me all inspired to set some common sense on fire
Too late to quit while I'm ahead
(A-one, a-two, a-one, a-two)

Well, my pity party's over
And I'm sorry it went so long
Too bad you couldn't make it, but it
Really wasn't all that fun, whoa-oh
Misery! Sucks to be me, waiting for the sun
Well, my pity party's over
Ain't you glad that that's all done?

I wanted to tell you not to leave me in my party like this
But the ego said, "Get out and go home"
I should put on my pants, get over it
But I just wanna eat a pint of icecream in the dark all alone
Oh, when I'm sick of sitting solo
I'll call you on the phone, so you could tell me what I wanna hear
While I be bitching, moaning, whining
Groaning, watching all my friends disappear!

My pity party's over
And I'm sorry it went so long
Too bad you couldn't make it, but it
Really wasn't all that fun, whoa-oh
Misery! Sucks to be me, waiting for the sun
Well, my pity party's over
Ain't you glad that that's all done?

Boo-hoo
Somebody feed that girl

Well, I remember when my mama sat me down and she said
"Baby, when you're dumb, you gotta be tough"
But mommy, other people do it wrong
And other people take too long
So give me and I'll do it myself
But when I'm sick of getting nowhere
Hungry as hell, and there ain't no more midnight oil to burn
Get her a burger, taco, see-ya-tomorrow
When's that little girl gonna learn?

Well, my pity party's over
And I'm sorry it went so long
Too bad you couldn't make it but it
Really wasn't all that fun, whoa-oh
Misery! Sucks to be me, waiting for the sun
My pity party's over
Ain't you glad that that's all done?

You're not invited
It doesn't matter 'cause you're not invited
That's why, you're not invited
I don't care 'cause you weren't invited
Ooh-ooh, boo-hoo

Well, my pity party's over
And baby, it went too long
Well, I know you had to go, that's okay 'cause I had no fun
I love my misery! Sucks to be me, looking up here comes the sun
Well, my pity party's over
Well, my pity party's over
Ain't you glad, so, so glad that I'm done?

That's what I thought