Yes Why Not

Would you like a television? Yes why not
Would you like wide screen? That's the way to buy me
HD, 3D? Yes why not
I've not got a lot, just the things I've got

Would you like a cell phone? Yes why not
Would you like an iPhone? That's the way to buy me
3G, 4G? Yes why not
I've not got a lot, just the things I've got

I don't really want one, but what am I going to do?
All my friends have got one, so I've got to have one too

Would you like music? Yes why not
Would you like Hi-Fi? That's the way to buy me
Digital surround sound? Yes why not
I've not got a lot; just the things I've got

Would you like a motor car? Yes why not
Top-down driving? That's the way to buy me
Yes why not
I've not got a lot, just the things I've got

I should reduce my credit, but really that's too hard
I'll just pay my Visa bill with my Mastercard

Would you like a holiday? Yes why not
Would you like a time-share? That's the way to buy me
Yes why not
I've not got a lot, just the things I've got

I know where this is headed, it doesn't take much nous
You told me in the small print that I could lose my house

Would you like a bunk-bed? Yes why not
A shoulder to cry on? That's the way to buy me
God's salvation? Glory Hallelujah!
I've not got a lot, just the things I've got

Yes why not
That's the way to buy me
Yes why not

Yes why not
That's the way to buy me
Yes why not

Yes why not
That's the way to buy me
Yes why not
I've not got a lot, just the things I've got



Credits
Writer(s): Alan Fish
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