Putting it Out There

Hey
Hey
There's something I been meaning to tell you
Ok

We been friends forever now I can't believe how long it's been
Since you said you liked my Pearl Jam t-shirt back in '93
Doin everything together, we shared our first cigarette
Then we swore together that we'd never touch those things again
Do you remember when you were allowed to stay the night?
And tell each other secrets while we hugged each other oh so tight
I get a tear in my eye when I think of the
Fun that we have in the summertime
You are so goofy and so gorgeous, I'm glad you are mine

When you go away it's like inside me there's an empty hole
But we talk every night on the phone until the day that you get home
I know that you are into music too heavy for me
And that you probably think the words in this song are mushy
We've got our differences and disagreements here and there
But when we fight there's a passion there
Which shows me that you really care
But we agree on all the things in life that really count
Friendship and laughter and having fun is what life's all about

I know this song's gonna make you puke
But I'm so damn in love with you
I've loved you for so very long
That's why I made this tacky song

Take it or leave it, girl
I am just putting it out there

When we go to parties I can see the boys are watching you
Even though it feels like you're the only one who's in the room
You've had your boyfriends and I have had my fair share of girls
But I must admit that watching you with them sometimes it hurts
Now I know that you love the guys with muscles who are big and strong
And I know that I don't have any of those things going on
But I can make you laugh and I will hold you when you're feeling cold
And when you're drunk and stumbling I'll be there to take you home

I know this song's gonna make you puke
But I'm so damn in love with you
I've loved you for so very long
That's why I made this tacky song

Take it or leave it, girl
I am just putting it out there

B-B-Baby baby there's something I must confess to you
I wanna put my dick inside your mouth and give you all my glue
I wanna roll you over and just pound that little ass of yours
You've always been my friend but now I want you as my whore
Lemme kiss you baby while I shove my fist into your clit
And you can suck on my balls until I blow all over your tits

Take it or leave it, girl
I am just putting it out there

So, you still up for a movie on Tuesday?
No!