Coincidance

The first man's name was Kiki
He wore such little pants
His brother was the champion
But Kiki loved to dance

The second man was Choo Choo
A master of romance
He loved the damsel in distress
But not as much as dance

And then one day, it happened
They went off to the world
They went on to a journey
Idolized by the boys and girls

They learned so many lessons
In all the foreign lands
But no matter where they wound up
They never stopped the dance

One day inside the station
In Amsterdam perchance
The man were standing side by side
By the man with the crooked glance

Then turned to face each other
It was just happenstance
That these two men would meet that day
And do that faithful dance

Wow, you can really dance
Wow, you can really dance
He went
He went
They said, "We've both been dancing all this time
What a coincidance!"

And then they danced together
Like no one's danced before
The diplomats were dancing
Then cancelled all the wars (no more)

The whole world celebrated
With no more violence
And all because these men crossed path
What a coincidance!

Dance-dance-dance-dance
Dance-dance-dance-dance
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da...
Let's dance