Gay Ray Reggae

Mr. Ashburn danced on the grave of LGBTQ rights
But he danced another way in Sacramento one night

While protecting us from the downfall of society
The Troy of King negotiated a male aide's salary

Mr. Curtis worked to protect the right to discriminate
But his work was done when his male escort changed his rate

Another escort helped Pastor Ted explore a brand new life
Much to the dismay of his followers and his wife

That's why we must wear our tin foil hats
To create a Faraday cage
It will shield us from the mind control
That the Hollywood elites beam from outer space

Schrock was an ogre who shrieked about the dangers of shower time
But he talked another way when on a gay chat line

Glenn Murphy, Jr. was rising in the Republican Party
Now he's on a sexual offender registry

Bruce Barclay was cleared of the initial charge of rape
But they still uncovered sex, lies, and videotape

Matthew Makela preached to gay kids that he thought they should stop
While he advertized on Grindr that he was a top

That's why we must wear our tin foil hats
To create a Faraday cage
It will shield us from the mind control
That the Hollywood elites beam from outer space

That's why we must wear our tin foil hats
To create a Faraday cage
It will shield us from the mind control
That the Hollywood elites beam from outer space