Someone Your Age

Do you hurt nearly all the time?
Don't worry 'bout a thing, you're doing fine
You're perfectly healthy, perfectly healthy
For someone your age
Do you creak and moan when you get up?
And sometimes you can't even get up
You're perfectly healthy, perfectly healthy
For someone your age
I know that doesn't help a bit, doesn't change anything
Knowing why it's broken doesn't fix a thing, oh no
But if you compare yourself with Clark Gable
You'll come up short every time
I know he's dead but he's doing good for a man his age
Do you forget nearly all the time?
Do you forget?
It's perfectly healthy, perfectly healthy
For someone your age
I know that doesn't help a bit, doesn't change anything
Knowing why it's broken doesn't fix a thing
But if you compare with Betty Grable
You'll come up short every time
I know she's dead too, but she's looking good for a woman her age
Are your ears growing hair?
Is the hair on your head the same
Color as the hair down there, on your legs?
It's perfectly healthy, perfectly healthy
For someone your age
You're perfectly healthy, perfectly healthy
For someone your age