Hero's Journey (From "Galavant")

I'm off on a hero's journey
Out where adventure lies
On a quest the poets will sing about
With destiny at your shoulder
An ego of massive size
And a face most chicks have a thing about

And so what if you're still hung over? Right!
So what if you smell like slop? Yah
So what if you've got that pesky little muffin top? Wait, no, hold on
You're off on a hero's journey
A champion through and through
More or less doing what all the heroes do

And I ride to save my one true love
Though she ripped your heart in two
Not true, pretty true, very true
To destroy the king, she was forced to wed
More like chose to wed, not true, kinda true, gotta say, sorta true

And I ride to help the princess who I've taken 'neath my wing
If he finds out I'm working for the king
Wait, what was that? What? Never mind
Did you say? Not a thing
No, I'm pretty sure you just said -

Oh, you're off on a hero's journey
And this is my hero's vow, I'll return, rising victorious!
And how!
No, really, I mean, how?
Nothing's gonna stop my journey now

Off on a hero's journey
Off on a hero's journey
Off on a hero's journey
Off on a hero's journey
Off on a hero's journey
Off on a hero's journey
Oh my God, holy crap, I'm outta shape



Credits
Writer(s): Glenn Evan Slater, Alan Irwin Menken
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