Planned Obsolescence

This was once my favorite toy
But now they say it's obsolete

This was once my favorite game
But now they say it's obsolete

This was once my favorite show
But now they say it's obsolete

Everything has been replaced
Or occupies a different space

Take away the things I love
And show me what to get rid of

Clear some space for something new
And read about the next breakthrough

Throw out all this useless junk
Or hide it in a buried trunk

I don't care if there's a fee
Just shut up and take my money

This was once my favorite phone
But now they say it's obsolete

This was once my favorite store
But now they say it's obsolete

This was once my favorite job
But now they say it's obsolete

Everything has been replaced
Or occupies a different space

Take away the things I love
And show me what to get rid of

Clear some space for something new
And read about the next breakthrough

Throw out all this useless junk
Or hide it in a buried trunk

I don't care if there's a fee
Just shut up and take my money

I can't wait to see what's next
I'm sure it will be better
Than the ones that they made just last year
I doubt they rushed to release it

My life will greatly improve
With this new modern miracle
For now, I'll accept any bugs
They'll have them fixed by next year



Credits
Writer(s): Todd Eugene Bridgeman
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