Strange Happenings

Strange happenings at number 23
There's a man thinks he's a teapot
With a wife that don't like tea
All day long they argue, in silence and in vain
But she says she wouldn't trade him
For all the tea in Spain

Strange Happenings
Strange Happenings

Strange happenings at number 24
There's a man who thought he was himself
But now he's not so sure
He's spent so long pretending to be who he was not
Now the things that mean the most
Are the things that he forgot

Strange Happenings
Strange Happenings

Strange happenings at number 25
There's a woman sings like Dylan
Like she's sitting on a knife
You'd think she was being murdered
But sadly no such luck
She knows too well it bothers us
But she don't give a damn

Strange Happenings
Strange Happenings

Strange happenings at number 26
There's a man who talks to onions
And tries to teach them tricks
The lack of a reaction
Doesn't bother him
Now he's thinking seriously of
Of teaching them to swim

Strange Happenings
Strange Happenings

Strange happenings at number 27
There's a man who thinks he's Elvis
On a direct line to heaven
He knows that they're all laughing
But doesn't really care
All he ever asks from life
Is to be your teddy bear

Strange Happenings
Strange Happenings
Strange Happenings
Strange Happenings



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Writer(s): Nemo James
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