A Better Haircut

No!
I have a question for you!
Are your intentions
Honorable?

Ah!

Honorable?

Yes, because I'll tell you something
She's something special

Agreed

Observe
You see that
Up down, up down

I was working in the circus
With my boyfriend
I was flipping from a high trapeze
I'd fly off and he'd always catch me
Everything was going perfect in the circus
Until the day he dropped me
And then dropped me for the tattooed lady

She broke her leg in seven places!

I did

Watch the tattooed lady take her place!

And lost my job, lost my place!
'Til at last I bought this cafe!

And it seems that every single guy that I know
Has another lady on the side show!

You know our girl's a fragile egg

Don't you break her heart!

Or break her legs!

Don't you

I met a plumber on the Metro
With a tool belt
He was kinda bald but good in bed
And fixed my leaky radiator

So we go out on a few dates
Then it's too late
When you try to leave

The jealously and crazy stalking all come later

Don't you treat her like a tape recorder

She's not a waitress who will take your order

Bring your food
Fill your refills

Except when working at the Windmills

It seems that every single guy that strolls by
Doesn't stop till he controls my
Every thought, every move

Are just the same

Can you prove

That you
You
Are a lover for the ages
Can you prove that you

Are not highly contagious

Oh yes

Love is just another diagnosis
Like bacterial vaginosis

Once you're in, you're committed

To everything that you've admitted

If you're going to be the guy to date her
Give her space and don't suffocate her
You might make 'em stop and stare
But you could use a better haircut

Don't you treat her like a tape recorder
She's not a waitress who will take your order
Bring your food
Fill your refills
Except when working at the Windmills

It seems that every guy that strolls by
Doesn't stop till he controls my
Every thought, every move
Oh yeah

There's no promises that I can give you
There's no guarantee we will live to 80
Without breaking up or making each other miserable
But you know I think she understands me
I don't know why she would I understand
She may not even feel the same
I love her
And I know her name

Here's her number
And address
Amélie Poulain who is not in the bathroom
I lied
She's probably waiting for you at her home
There you go
All good now
Enjoy

All the while, while love infects us
The side effect is that love connects us
All through now
There you go
Woah!
Yeah!



Credits
Writer(s): Daniel R. Messe, Nathan Tysen
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