When Veruca Says

As soon as Mr. Wonka made his announcement
My Veruca expressed a very keen interest in the contest
She said, I want that ticket now!
How could I possibly refuse?

When Veruca says, More!
I buy another store
And when Veruca says, Now!
The sweat forms on my brow
And when Veruca says, Again
No matter where or when we better all count out for
More, now, again!

When Veruca says, Out!
There's no resonable doubt
And when Veruca says, Fetch!
There's no time to go fetch
And when Veruca says, Obey!
You better find a way to make a ruble stretch for
Out, fetch, obey!

Now when she heard of Wonka's prize she started to attack
So I told my peanut shellers, Here's a tougher nut to crack
You each a thousand Wonka bars, start selling them at once
For when Veruca's happy its much better for her pappy
For fourty days and fourty nights the ladies tried to pick it
And always to the music of
I want a golden ticket
I want a golden ticket!
And then a worker stood and in her hand a penesier
A golden ticket on display and what did sweet Veruca say?
Daddy? Yes?
Buy me North Korea. Ugggh!

When Veruca says, Buy!
It's like a battle cry
And when Veruca says, Mine!
It's chilling for the spine
And of Veruca said, Please
I'd know it was a tease before her
More, now, out, mine, fetch, buy!
And when she finally goes to sleep we pray and say amen
'Til tomorrow when it all begins
Again