I'm the One Parody

I got breasts music
Another one
You need salad!

Who's the laziest so-called producer with man tits that weighs a ton?
Khaled's the one
Only thing he's good at is stupid catchphrases like
"Another one", yeah, where's the bun, man?
Who doesn't rap, sing, or make beats because he's useless?
Who's only talent is stealing finished music
And then shouting and taking credit?
DJ Khaled, he's the one, yeah (I got breasts music)

Got famous from his Snapchats (being dumb)
Drops N bombs, but he's not black (his IQ is one)
Yeah, yeah, Quavo

I'm the only guy in Migos (Migos)
That anyone in the world knows (world knows)
I'm only on this because Future said "No" (said "No")
So did Travis Scott, Gucci Mane, and Mike Jones (Mike)
It's obvious that Khaled is a fame slut (fame slut)
Without JB on this, it would've made ten bucks (ten bucks)
He look like if Drake got inflated with a pump (pump)
He causes earthquakes, when he jumps

Who's the most nonsensical, annoying man on Earth?
Khaled's the one, yeah (another one)
When he dances, he looks like an overweight bird
Khaled's the one, yeah (I'm wide)
(Another one) damn
His entire life is a giant product placement
This video is just a blatant ad for vape pens
He Snapchatted his girl giving birth (that's messed up)
DJ Khaled

He's a living, breathing meme (another one!)
Sir, you need to stop eating (I'll say when I'm done!)
Okay, though

Ooh! I don't know why I did this mainstream song
Isn't my image supposed to be underground and raw?
This beat's so poppy, it could've been used by Elton John
Oh, no, here comes Wayne's verse, he sounds like an auto-tuned frog

God forgive me
For doing another Khaled record
This like my 42nd and it is really depressing
For the record, I rap 'bout the same dumb stuff on every record
And look like if a gremlin and Whoopi Goldberg gave childbirth, oh God

We're sick and tired of you getting so filthy rich from our talent
(Yeah, you're a prick)
We're the only reason the songs are such a big hit, you've
Done jack shit, we want justice (yeah)
Bless up, you know what, you're right, I'm gonna fix this
But before I do, all of you take these butter sticks
And rub them on your bodies, do it! (Oh, shit!)
That's perfect, yeah

Now lay down in the hot sun (yum-yum-yum)
Do not move 'til you're well done (yum, yum, yum-yum-yum)
Another one



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