First Name Basis

Pour the raw into the cooler
Pushing chairs into the wall
Ladies coming in a minute
I'm preparing for the calls
No need for me to stall
Plenty parking is available
I'm hoping that my people
Not involved in something jailable
I'm paid in full
But the party gone be priceless righteous
Giving into all my current vices
I told them nine
Knowing people gone arrive at ten
Women coming over buzzing
So I had to drive them in
A house party for the ages sages
Quarter to eleven
Cats coming out they cages
Red cooler red cups
And some hard lick
Hired some security
Them boys will pull your card quick
The guards sick
Handle fools the Uncle Phil way
Toss a loser out into the street
Make them feel stray
The neighbors still say
We ruining the peace
Trying to get your boy in trouble
Trying to terminate my lease

Wally Will Doug Dan
Never really been a fan
Jim Todd Chris Stan
Knocking at my door man
My neighbors racist
Seen it in they faces
Got me and the police
On a first name basis
Wally Will Doug Dan
Never really been a fan
Jim Todd Chris Stan
Knocking at my door man
My neighbors racist
Seen it in they faces
Got me and the police
On a first name basis

Tried to keep it civil
But they called the cops in anger
Eleven forty-five and now the party is in danger
Nobody here are stranger
We barely making noise
Conversation and libation
Sexy ladies and my boys
The police probably coming
So I really got to ponder
How do I keep it going
I don't want the party squandered
Made a mental checklist
All of it was reckless
Wishing that my neighbors
Would be open to a nexus
To a connection
They hating my complexion
Lil mama at the party
Telling me her selection
I'm getting chose
But there really ain't enough time
Police coming over
While avoiding all the tough crimes
I see them often
At places that I frequent
Finishing the fun
The fellas wonder where the freaks went
I don't get it
I've been nothing but hospitable
I sent them invitations
Man my neighbors need to quit the bull

Wally Will Doug Dan
Never really been a fan
Jim Todd Chris Stan
Knocking at my door man
My neighbors racist
Seen it in they faces
Got me and the police
On a first name basis
Wally Will Doug Dan
Never really been a fan
Jim Todd Chris Stan
Knocking at my door man
My neighbors racist
Seen it in they faces
Got me and the police
On a first name basis

I try to shake it off
I try to make the most of it
This be the kind of stuff
You got to handle when you hosting it
Posting it on the internet
My people on ten
I can tell that folk oblivious
The party gone end
Man I'll be lucky if it's dead at two
Party till we see a lot lights
I'm talking red and blue
It's one thirty
Party popping by the Lords grace
Want to cuss my neighbors out
But that would be in poor taste
No floor space
Ladies back it to juvenile
Shake it like a dog by
Kane and Abel keep them moving while
I play the front I play the back
I play the nice guy
Ladies love accessories
I hear them saying nice tie
The dice fly
Throw a party and you risk it
Police be in the building
Party crumbles like a Triscuit
Wally at the dough and I know
What he finna say
Shut it down Talib
Your neighbors ain't want to play

Wally Will Doug Dan
Never really been a fan
Jim Todd Chris Stan
Knocking at my door man
My neighbors racist
Seen it in they faces
Got me and the police
On a first name basis
Wally Will Doug Dan
Never really been a fan
Jim Todd Chris Stan
Knocking at my door man
My neighbors racist
Seen it in they faces
Got me and the police
On a first name basis