Horror Movie Rap

A tisket, a tasket, a bloody, bloody basket
Cut his head and ate his leg, now he's in a casket
A tisket, a tasket, N-I-P and DOPE-E did it
He tried to get smart so we ripped out his heart
Cooked it and we split it

Sick in the head, bloodshed in a ant bed
You want a new leg? Give me some needle and thread
So I can sew you one - 'cause I'm in it to win it
My horoscope said I'ma die in 20 minutes
Ganksta N-I-P - I'm worse than Freddie
You can't kill me 'cause I'm dead already
Egypt E is the motherfucking shrink(Damn right!)
After 12 o'clock my blood turns hot pink
Nah, you weak-ass hoes can't [?]
A thousand dead cut-up elephants in my luggage
Fuck with a psycho, you end up dead
Those who didn't live, drowned in a turtle's head
A twelve gauge is my only protection
Every bullet shot has a different infection
Woke up this morning with a dead dog on me
So I thought, "Huh - baloney!"
If a nigga run up I don't care if he pushes
Fuck around and find his ass somewhere dead in some sticker bushes
Mess with N-I-P you must be tired of livin
Cut off your head - mmm, Thanksgiving
If you wanna live, your ass better beg
People say I'm crazy 'cause I go with a cow's leg
Don't run up - 'cause I kick like Bruce
I wanna and I'm gonna trade heads with a moose
Ganksta N-I-P with the psycho voice
Some say I'm insane 'cause I married a dead horse
It's Christmas time - Happy New Year G
A dead pig's head makes a good ass Christmas tree
Kill a nigga' for a measly-ass nickel
Frozen blood on a stick, equals strawberry popsicles
Fuck up and watch your Black neck bend
Dead men, walking around cutting throats with a violin
I ain't gonna lie I feel like killin' my niece
A bird's leg woke up dead with his head in some fish grease
Ten died yesterday, ten just died
Ten died today - now this football's on layaway
You said I was weak, yeah, Point Blank told me
Tied a needle to my dick then my grandmother rode me
It ain't another nigga in this world can match this
I feel like swimmin' in rat piss
Fuck with N-I-P - I ain't no actor
My twelve daughters died from talking shit to a tractor
I'm getting pissed from the blood I threw up
Barely snapped my fingers and Jupiter blew up!
Hoes, they love me, they say I'm a pleaser
I woke up dead in a cat's leg screaming "Caesar!"
Quick to break your motherfuckin' spine
A dead goat got pregnant and said it was mine
Ganksta N-I-P - I'm down with the Mob
Cuttin' off heads was my last year's Summer job
Blame it on TV - they put it on the map
This is a horror movie rap

A tisket, a tasket, you ain't gon' believe me
It ain't N-I-P's fault that he got crazy thoughts
Blame it on the TV
A tisket, a tasket, you might think I'm sick
If you don't like what I write, you can suck my di-ick
Bitch!