My Best Friend's a Piece of Shit

My best friend's a piece of shit
A total fucking idiot
I don't know why I always end up hangin' out with him
He's a grade A fuckin' prick
A mix of pride and ignorance
But he's always there to save me from getting my ass kicked

One night he asked me to punch him in the face
Just so he'd have a reason to call into work the next day
Called his boss and tried to explain
The guy didn't give a shit he told him you're fired anyway

My best friend's a piece of shit
A total fucking idiot
I don't know why I always end up hangin' out with him
He's a grade A fuckin' prick
A mix of pride and ignorance
But he's always there to save me from getting my ass kicked

One night he showed up to the party
He screamed "The cops are here!"
Everybody took off running while we stole a keg of beer
It wasn't long until we got back to his place
Where we sat and drank in his living room
As we had ourselves a day

My best friend's a piece of shit
A total fucking idiot
I don't know why I always end up hangin' out with him
He's a grade A fuckin' prick
A mix of pride and ignorance
But he's always there to save me from getting my ass kicked

Through default and location is sometimes how we meet
The people who influence us and make us do good and bad things

My best friend's a piece of shit
A total fucking idiot
I don't know why I always end up hangin' out with him
He's a grade A fuckin' prick
A mix of pride and ignorance
But he's always there to save me from getting my ass kicked
That's why we love him



Credits
Writer(s): Jacob Bell, Elyadeen Anbar, Jacob Delott
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