Microwave Burrito!

Microwave Burrito in the Whole Foods café
The microwave is broken so it's always frozen in the middle
I use hot sauce to compensate or make up the difference
I never really fool myself though
Cause it's chunky in the middle
Frozen bits of icy beans
But that's alright
I take off my hat I take off my gloves
And I read a book

I'll spend an hour trying to eat the damn thing
Just waiting for it to thaw out
I'll spend an hour trying to eat the damn thing
Just waiting for it to thaw out

Microwave Burrito in the Whole Foods café
There's a guy microwaving water
To brew the coffee grounds that he bought
Oh I'm impressed it's like being in a café
Where 20 cups of coffee only costs five bucks
There's someone else eating a ten cent bag of popcorn
Dousing it in condiments
Like soy sauce and sriracha
And nutritional yeast
It doesn't look that good
But that's alright
We'll all just sit there for a long time
Just doing whatever it is that we're doing

I'll spend an hour trying to eat the damn thing
Just waiting for it to thaw out
I'll spend an hour trying to eat the damn thing
Just waiting for it to thaw out



Credits
Writer(s): Billy Mack Collector
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