Pay Attention!

Please, do try and pay attention, Mega
I've slaved away all night and day preparing this presentation
To do the deed, I think you'll need these cutting-edge creations

So, please pay attention for these inventions might mean your salvation
I'll guide you through
Hey, what's this do?
I need a vacation

First on the list there's a clever twist
On a watch, but made greater
With a flick of the wrist, you get the gist
This watch becomes a laser

And look, my dear, with this pen here
See anything out of place?
No
Well, press this here and pull this here
It sprays acid in your face!
Cool!

Careful, Mega
And I think you could use this pair of shoes
They just might save your life
Just click your heels and you'll reveal
Ah!
A knife!

And what you need-o, to succeed-o
Is this new tuxedo.
No
It's waterproof, it's fireproof
And even improves libido
Really?
No!

I do what I do
So you can do what you do
And while you're saving the world
Who do you think will be saving you? Ohh
Oh, you think I'm crazy
But based on what I see
You must pay attention, attention
To me

Next we have a product that demands all of your focus
This stick of gum when chewed becomes a dangerous explosive
Or what passes as some glasses also takes a picture
Or what passes as a flask is actually holding liquor
I'm off it.

Here we have a simple thing
How do you work this part?
Squeeze the ring, release the spring
Pew! Poison dart

This hearing aid
What did you say?
With this you will hear better
Just listen and you'll know it when
What? I'm paying attention
Yes! It's a lie detector

We do what we do
So you can do what you do
And while you're saving the world
Who do you think will be saving you? Ohh
We won't make a big fuss
But you know you need us
So please pay attention, attention
To us

Go on, then, Mega!
Choose something
What's that cane?
It's, actually, a gun
And that umbrella?
As a matter of fact, a gun
Candle stick?
It's a gun
Coffee cup!
It's a gun!
Apple!
Gun!
Paper clip!
Gun!
Razor and shaving cream
I know what that is, it's a gun!
No, Daniel Boone
That's to shave that awful beard
You look homeless
Hey, this is a great beard! Right?

We do what we do
So you can do what you do
And while you're saving the world
Saving the world
Saving the world
Who do you think will be shaving you?
While you're saving the world
We'll be saving you
Please pay attention, attention
We'll be saving you!