A Bag of Weed (From Family Guy)

Now everybody gather 'round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Because everything is better with a bag of weed

There you go, you're all getting it now
When Texas people want to feel good
They go assault a queer
When stupid people need a thrill
They rent "The Rocketeer"
When Michael Jackson needs a rush
He humps a guy like me (right!)

But all we need is a bag of weed
To keep us worry-free
One, two, three, ho!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
No, you don't need Meth and you don't need Speed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed

Have a go, Brian
As Mr. H.L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
And just like Helen Keller said, "Doof-do-gee-pee-pol-poo"
But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear (Hey!)

'Cause all we need is a bag of weed to make us wanna cheer
And one, two
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You can try and fight but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
And a one, two, three, four
And a five, and a six, and a seven, ho!
A bag of weed, a bag of weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
Because everything is better with a bag of weed!
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!