Catch a Fish

Well, it's harder than hell to go to work right now
My boss is a jerk, and he smells like a cow
Payments are late and I can't get a break
Well, I can't catch that, but I can catch a fish

Texas rig it up and give it a cast
Hoping I can catch me a big old bass
Flip her in the boat and give her a kiss
Well I can't get a girl (pss, ah well)

But I can catch a fish, reel it on in
Take a little selfie to show all of my friends
'Cause I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
Impressin' all the girls while they're tannin' on the bank
Grab a little hook, bait a night crawler
Hold on a second, something's peckin' at my bobber
Hookset in the lip, makes me wanna take a dip
Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
I can catch a fish

Well I called in sick, and wet a line
My boss done had it for the last time
I grab a jig and I give it a pitch
I can't go to work (no way)

But I can catch a fish, reel it on up
Put them in the lock for later when I'm done
I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
Impressin' all the girls while they're tannin' on the bank
Grab a little hook, bait a night crawler
Hold down a second, something's peckin' at my bobber
Hookset in the lip, makes me wanna take a dip
Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
I can catch a fish

Now I don't know what you want to do
But if you got some plastic worms and a pinch of chew
Meet me at the lake where I caught that eight
Okay, fine, maybe it was fake

But I can catch a fish, reel it on in
Take a little selfie to show all of my friends
I can throw a spinner, or I can throw a crick
Impressin' all the girls while they're tannin' on the bank
Grab a little hook, bait a night crawler
Hold on a second, something's peckin' at my bobber
Hookset in the lip, makes me wanna take a dip
Have your buddy take the pic, yeah
I can catch a fish

Woah, woah, woah dude I think I got one
Oh, man, it's just, it's just a stick
I think I caught a stick
It's a tree pounder man
I can catch a fish, catch a fish
I can catch a fish, catch a fish, catch a fish, catch a fish