The Teacher Rap

You never wanna focus, pay more attention
Are you on your phone? That's a detention
Don't just say the answer, you better raise your hand too

Can I use the bathroom?

I don't know, can you?
Hey, no eating food in my class

You have food too!

Aye don't worry bout that!
Now who wants to come answer this? It's really simple math

Oh no...

Kyle, why don't you come show the class?
Okay, what can I do for you today?

I just wanted to come in and talk to you about my grade
I don't really get why I got fifty percent

The paper was great, but you didn't indent

Come on professor, you're being ridiculous

Maybe you'd do better if you were listening
Can't do simple math and you act like I'm the problem

You never taught us this

If you studied, you would've got them
Talk to me class, there are no dumb questions

Why is X squared?

Did you listen to the lesson?
Fact, you should know this from last year
Guess I've got to give more homework for the slackers here

Can I get a drink?

Only thirst you should have is for knowledge
Always leaving class, how do you think you'll get into college?
Kyle, I'm done with these games
Go to the office, they'll let you explain

Aye, don't you chew that gum,
Aye, walk these halls don't run,
Aye, your work's never done
All these aye's but you can't get one A
Maybe cause you never wanna study
Should be chillin with the books, not out chillin with your buddy
Playing all these games, boy that's why you have a D
Listen to Playboi Carter but you can't listen to me

It's been four months, can we get our grades please?

I'll take my time, don't you try to rush me!
I've got so much work to grade compared to yours it's nothing

Then give less work

Don't you try to judge me!
Hey, stay in your seat

I just dropped my pen

That don't mean that you can leave

Teacher there's a fire!

Raise your hand before you speak, if the school burns down we're still gonna have our test this week

Here's my work

Okay, have a nice day!
Kyle, I never got your essay

Wait, what? I gave it to you yesterday

I think I'd remember if you handed me the page. Guess it's a zero

Come on, that's not right

Don't get mad at me, you should've done it on time
You're missing work from the other night too

I was sick!

Doesn't mean you can't do what you're supposed to do
I swear you love coming up with excuses, got time to complain but got no time to do it

Come on professor, just give me a chance

A good student would've done this in advance
Besides, if you're sick you should come tell
How long does it take to send an email?

Teacher, I sent one and they all say sent

Well I didn't get it

Then who got them then?

Alright, who's gonna answer this today?
Steve- "Twelve" Yup, you need to participate

Sir, I tried, none of this is easy

You can do this stuff, believe me
Look: two plus two is four,

Right

Four plus two is six,

Right

Then you take it set it to the limit use rule of division then just substitute for the derivative

I quit

Aye wait, this is your future, unless you never wanna have a job and be a loser!
Should be hitting books instead of tryna hit the folks, swear I'm tired of you all treating class like it's a joke
Matter fact, I'm assigning homework after this
Thirty pages due tomorrow all on calculus,
Yes Kyle?

When will we use this in life?

... Just do what you're assigned!
Better study more, or you're never gonna pass
Hey don't pack up, there's still four seconds of class!
It's not my fault you don't get what this is, any questions?

Uh, yeah

No? Okay, pop quiz!

Hold up professor, you know this ain't right,
This isn't even close to what was on the study guide!

You should've studied more if you didn't see it there
Don't blame me if you didn't come prepared

Aye, focus don't talk to your mans
Aye, can't keep your phone in your pants?
Aye, y'all listen to X but can't find it
Y'all better look at me unless I'm silent
Gotta use the bathroom? Should've gone before class
You're late

It just rang

But you don't have a pass
Hey, put the snack away, there's no eating in my room-
Hey the bell doesn't dismiss you, I do!



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