15 Minute Broke (Remix)

It's payday - I got mo' checks
And, yo! I'm hungry- must fill stomach
I stop at St Clair and 152nd
To purchase food by debitin' my checkin'
"Welcome to da spot
Where they serve Big Macs
You know what you want as a snack?"
I think for a sec about food on my dish
Then order small fry, fillet o' fish
Light tarter and a spot of leaf lettuce
And I say it sexy so she won't forget us...
Roll up to da window, in a good mood
Cuz this FLY honey is ringing up my food!
Hairstyle is tight, face lookin' right
If she were fish, I'd have to bite!
I say "yo girl, you lookin' kinda hot
Act like I have to wait for food in the lot!"
She say "you sexy, but I don't know you"
I think "I know, but I can show you!"
I say, "I know, so let's get acquainted
You're the blank canvas that needs painted
I'm the brush that'll make you wet
C'mon, give co-worker headset"
She gives me receipt, say's "have a nice night"
I say "Girl, you fine, and you ain't right!"
I flash her a wink, blow her a kiss
Then drive to #2 to get my fish

All I need is 15 minutes
All I need is 15 minutes

Park in a spot to eat hot fries
This sandwich is good, what a surprise!
Then out of the blue, to my demise
A knock on my window,- can't believe my eyes!
The chick at #1 is now at mine
And though her body's skinny, she still fine!
I unlock the door and let her slip in it.
She says " I'm on my break- got 15 minutes"
We have idle convo, it's insane!
Homegirl's so smart, she gives me brain! It was so warm, I forgot my game
How do I tell the story 'bout what's-her-name?
A few minutes later, she's on driver's side
Straddlin' me all in my ride!
Horn honking as she starts to slide
Up and down on my raw hide
"This feels good, but I'm in da hood
Over to my right is Collinwood"
I'm hearing suction sounds
Cuz her cat is soggy
Nobody can see us
Cuz windows are foggy!
As she rides me, I think "Dag gum!"
She's riding me good, but I have no Magnum!
My mental lapses as she glides to the beat
As I stare at Rite Aid across the street!
90 seconds later, I feel on her butt
Then she contracts--made me nut!

All I needed was 15 minutes
All I needed was 15 minutes

Now, 9 months later, I'm not that glad
Cuz now, Imma be a broke dad
Don't love this lady but she's next to me
Looks good and is really sexy!
Story's far fetched-best bet, G!
It's'bout results of careless sex, B!
Single parents raise broken families
For a few moments of insanity!