Bendy and the Ink Musical

Come get a look, it's nothing like you've seen
It's my trendy, new bendy ink machine
So amazing, it's crazy, believe me, it's true
Allow me to show what my ink machine can do

Come take a peak 'cause nothing else compares
There's no fee, so feel free to stop and stare
From the spout to the sprockets and the bits in between
I'm in love with my ink machine

Hmm
Productivity's a little low (maybe we can fix that)

Such simple work, it's practically obscene
That I choose not to use my ink machine
Twice the speed, half the work in a third of the time
Convenient, so genius, it oughta be a crime

The wastes at a low, the efficiency is high
Every loads up to code and certified
Sure, there's kinks, quarks, and hiccups, but they're far-flung in between
Nonetheless, I still think the best of my ink machine

How could one resist this perfectly pristine
Eco-friendly, patent pending
Bendy ink machine

Here's to my new ink-credible machine
Overclocked, fully stocked and squeaky clean
No device is as safe nor as sleek in design
No chaps apparatus (has half the class as mine)

See top-end tech and luxury combined
It's indeed guaranteed to blow your mind
It can speak for itself if you know what I mean
It's my praised and reputed, ink not included
Exclusive ink machine