Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

Long ago when I was five
I snuck in the kitchen late at night
And ate a donut with a maple glaze
My father asked who ate the snack
I said that it was my brother Jack
And Jack got grounded for 14 days
I've lived with that guilt
All of my life
And the terrible vision
That I had that night

No, please I don't want to go back!!!

(HAHAHAHAHA)
Down, down thy soul is cast
From the Earth whence forth ye fell
The path of fire leads thee to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

Welcome back to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
You are having
A Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now

And now I've gone and done it again(rectus!)

I've committed another awful sin (Dominus!)

I left my mission companion
All alone (Spookytus!)

Oh god how could I have done this to you?! (Deus!)

How could I break rule 72? (Creepyus!)

And now my soul hath just been
Thrown-
Back into Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

Down, down to Satan's realm
See where you belong
There is nothing you can do
No escape from
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

You blame your brother for eating the dounut,
and now you walk out on your mission companion?!
You're a dick!

Jesus, I'm sorry!

Jesus hates you
This we know
For Jesus just told you so

You remember lucifer
He is even spookier!

(HAHAHAHAHAHA)

Minions of Hades
Have you heard the news?
Kevin was caught playing hooky!
Now he's back
With all you Catholics and Jews
It's super spooky-wooky

I'm sorry lord it was selfish of me
To break the rules
Please I don't want to be
In this
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream
(Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!)

Genghis Khan
Jeffery Dahmer
Hitler
Johnnie Cochran
The spirits all surround you
Spooky, spooky, spooky!!

I started a war and killed millions of Jews!

I slaughtered the Chinese!

I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse!

I got O. J. freed!

You think that's bad
I broke rule 72! (Hoh!)
I left my companion
I'm way worse than you!
I hate this
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
(Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!)

(Ahh) Oh Heavenly Father
Please give me one more chance
I won't break the rules again!

I can't believe Jesus called me a dick!

Welcome, welcome, to
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!
You are never waking up from
Spooky Mormon Hell Dream!

Oh please help me Father! Please let me wake up! (Down, down thy soul is cast)

Give me one more chance, I won't let you down again!(From the earth whence forth ye fell)

This must be it, you must be there
You must be in

Spooky Mormon Hell Dream now!