Omigod You Guys

Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy
I'm like, gonna cry
I got tears comin' out of my nose
Mad props! He's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
'Cause you both have such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose

Dear Elle, honey, mazel tov
Future's taking off
Bring that ring back and show it to me
Four carats of princess cut
Are you psyched or what?
I just wish I could be there to see
When he gets down on one knee

Omigod
Omigod, you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple
This one qualifies
Omigod, you guys

Omigod
This is happening
Our own homecoming queen and king
Finally, she'll be trying on
A huge engagement ring for size
Omigod, you guys
Omigod!

Okay, everybody sign
Good, now fall in line!
And we'll start the engagement parade
Light candles in single file
Don't forget to smile!
Lose the gum, Kate
You look like the maid (sorry!)
Now, prepare to serenade

(Shh!) Omigod
Omigod, you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
(Shh!) If there ever was a perfect couple
This one quali-
(Shh!) Omigod
Guys, I'm serious!

Elle and Warner
Were meant to be
Not once ever
Has he hit on me (shut up!)
They're just like that couple from Titanic
Only no one dies
Omigod!

Two, three, four!
Daughter of Delta Nu
Soon to be fiancée
Now that a man chose you
Your life begins today
Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard-earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No man can supersede
Our sacred bond of sisterhood

Omigod
Omigod, you gu-
Guys, she's not here

Bruiser!
Where is Elle?
She doesn't have an engagement outfit?
She is totally freaking out?
She's trapped in the old valley mill?
Oh, whoops, sorry
The old valley mall?

Omigod, guys
Emergency
Don't take the freeway!
Hey, wait for me!
No one should be left alone
To dress and to accessorize
Omigod, you guys
Omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod

It's almost there
But
This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Can't look like I'm desperate or
Like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Warner his pride
So, bride is more implied
(There she is!)

Omigod
Omigod, you guys
All this week, I've had butterflies
Every time he looks at me
It's totally proposal eyes
Omigod, you guys
(Omigod)

So, help me dress
For my fairy tale
Can't wear something
I bought on sale
Love is like forever
This is no time to economize
Omigod, you guys

(Blondes make commission so easy)
(Excuse me, have you seen this?)
(It just came in)
(It's perfect for a blonde)
Right, with a half-loop stitch on china silk?
(Uh-huh)
But the thing is
You can't use a half-loop stitch on china silk
It'll pucker
And you didn't just get this in
Because I saw it in last May's Vogue

(Omigod)
(Omigod, you guys)
I'm not about to buy last year's dress at this year's price
(Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies)
It may be perfect for a blonde
But I'm not that blonde
I may be in love
But I'm not stupid
Lady, I've got eyes

Omigod!
Elle Woods, sorry, our mistake
Courtney, take your break
Just ignore her
She hasn't been well
Try this, latest from Milan
Go on, try it on
I take care of my best clientele
It's a gift from me to Elle

Omigod
Omigod, you guys
This one's perfect!
And it's just my size
See dreams really do come true
You never have to compromise
Omigod!

Omigod
Omigod, you guys
Let's go home
Before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple
This one qualifies
'Cause we love you guys
(No, I love you guys!)
Omigod
(Omigod)
Omigod
You guys
Omigod!