Christina

You heard about my name dressed up
And came to the place where I play my games
What a shame!
Came with your friend
Knew well that I liked her
Then you backstabbed her with a pen

Napkin in hand you had it planned
And knew just when
It was time to make your scam, so bam!
You made your move, we grooved
I got in the mood
Then you told me you belonged to some dude

I'll have to say good-bye
I'm not that type of guy
You're sly, you're far from being shy
Why?
You're spoken for step out your door
Looking for more
What's the matter with your boyfriend?
You bored?

So, I'll just stand around
Life is a merry-go-round
I'll have to catch you on the rebound
For now, don't be persuasive
Let's deal on a friendship basis
And try to leave no traces

Christina, she's not my girl
Christina, she's not my girl
Christina, she's not my girl
Christina, she's not my girl

It's two a.m. the lights are dim
The mood is grim
And you are talking to me not him
But slim is your chance to change the plans
Of a man who feeds on his fans

You see I'm happy with my life
I don't need a housewife
Commitments cut like a knife
Survived and hurt before
Ain't found the cure, feel insecure
Why would I want another girlfriend for?

You're not to trust, miss
Have you discussed this
With the fool who thinks you're his?
I bet he's home at ease
Not knowing his squeeze
Is being a tease
Trying to claim my BVDs

So, she slammed the phone
I slept alone
My mind was blown
My heart wasn't made of stone
I longed and yearned
I tossed and turned
I was about to learn
You play with fire, you get burned!

Christina, she's not my girl
Christina, she's not my girl
Christina, she's not my girl
Christina, she's not my girl

Christina...
Christina...

I finally gave in
Not knowing where she'd been
Heck, she was only seventeen
But she'd been seen around
With a vast amount of men
She chose to call them friends

So, the rumors spread the headlines read
"Christina's bed has no vacancy posted"
That's when her friends warned me
The guys before me would only show up
When they were lonely

Well, it ain't nothing
We all have sinned, I've had my flings
I wouldn't know where to begin, so then
I gathered the bones, the sticks and stones
The massive gossip
And shoved it right back in her closet

Christina, she's not my girl
Christina, she's not my girl
Christina, she's not my girl
Christina, she's not my girl

What a slap in the face
She dropped her lace, was caught embraced
Someone was sleeping in my place
Now I face
All the men who laughed and grinned
And said they'd pinned
My baby at the Holiday Inn

From club to club, from bar to pub
She spread her love
But I know who she's thinking of
She wears my ring
As she clings and does her thing
One on one, skin to skin

Christina, she's not my girl
Christina, she's not my girl
Christina, she's not my girl
Christina, she's not my girl

Christina...
Christina...
Christina...
Christina...
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Christina...
Christina...
Christina...
Christina...
Christina...
Christina...
Christina...
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Christina...
Christina...
Christina