SeshRadio_ Volume 2

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Hey there to all you seshers out there,
this is TeamSESH Radio Chip Kipperly coming
back at you with a brand new week of SeshRadio
We have hot new songs, we have various singer interviews,
we have sports, weather,
entertainment coming at you, stay tuned for SeshRadio

Hey there all you boys and girls,
we have a brand new one out for you right now,
it's called ShaveMyHeadChangeMyName,
brand new from SESH creator himself, Bones

ShaveMyHeadChangeMyName, by Bones

Shave my head, change my name, and run away
Anything that will take the
attention away from me, now what's that say?
I don't give a fuck 'bout the fame,
that's the last thing I wanted to gain
Been a minute since we spoke,
still I'm turning to a ghost, I can feel it everyday
See the ash flow down like snow
In the ditch, by the old backroad
I never had money to throw
Never see me in the club with hoes
See, the outside world is a backdrop
that you'll never see Bones in front of
Rot, let me rot, let me rot away
Cut the blinds, kill the lights, let me fade away
As I lie up on my back and turn turn the comforter 'til I say
Things will never be the same
Really?

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Hello and welcome back to SeshRadio, this is Chip Kipperly,
I would just like to remind everyone that the third annual Uncle
Ricky Blunt Run For The Cure 5K coming up this weekend,
do not miss it. We still have tickets available, people.
You have to call up and get 'em.
I'm gonna be giving some tickets away in a little bit, alright?
We have games for the kids, we have shows going on, live performances,
you're not gonna see this anywhere else. Come, show your support,
we're gonna give a little bit of the profit away to help the
Backwoods staff out because, you know,
we're just gonna be rolling Backwoods all day, alright? So it's,
it's just gonna be a good day, come.
35 dollars at the door,
you get all day, just come show your support for Sesh

Now, for everybody's favorite Sesh
forecaster, Rob Schneider's kin brother, Lyle Schneider

Hey, what's up, guys? Lyle Schneider here for you today,
going over the weather and uh,
we're gonna see what the forecast is on these next two days

This is the weather channel, weather you could always turn to.
For active weather forecast at your convenience, 24 hours a day

Just wanna update all you guys on the weather for the next couple of
days. It's looking very lovely going into the weekend, sunny, 70's,
mid 80's sun days. Uh,
night times are going to be tipping down into the 40's so make sure
you have your coats. Uh,
light rain expected Monday through Wednesday with [?
] Thursday and nice and sunny there in
the weekend. You're listening to SeshRadio

WhyDon'tYouJustGiveMeTheBag?, by Bones

Why don't you just give me the bag?
Give you the bag?
Sir, would you mind telling me what's going on here?
Chrissy, I'll handle this
Fellas, you seem to want this bag pretty bad

Pink lemonade shoes, roll raspberry blunts
While you out here getting stressed bet I'm home getting buck
Side up when we buck, SESH never gave a fuck
Holding out both hands but you'll never get a buck
When your album gon' flop they gon' say it's dumb luck
Ain't nobody wanna own up to the fact that shit suck
Begone lil men, begone lil boys
Ain't no place for wannabes, this the level with the noise
Sidewalk talk, it's the avenue thought
No crease in my jeans, no wallet, no watch
Place in the trees, breeze blowing to the east
Inhale what I got then I disappear with ease
My legs get weak when the Backwoods cheap
Two hearts in my eyes, smile cheek to fucking cheek

Fruits on the trees, bag of Flax Seed
Juice on the ground, spitting pits in the weeds
Fruits on the trees, bag of Flax Seed
Juice on the ground, spitting pits in the weeds

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Well guys, it was a very sad day in Sports today. I don't...
I'm not gonna throw names or anything like that, but we had some...
we had some people, you know, cheating,
tarnishing the good name that is baseball and, umm,
we're just not gonna stand for that. So... I hope these people...
I really, I want more names to be brought,
brought out into the light because I will not
stand, I will not rest until this is done with, alright?

Hey there, this is Chip Kipperly,
we're gonna check in with our brand new intern, Lyle the intern,
at the Uncle Ricky Fun Run Sesh For The Cure. Lyle, what's up?

Hey there Chip, Lyle here coming at you from the ground of the Uncle
Ricky Fun Run For The Cure.
I got little kids playing around high as shit,
we got blunts rolling up everywhere, we have bouncy castles, we have.
. like you said, we have wine and beer for the adults,
everything is going on right now, come on down,
35 dollars still at the door. If you mention my name,
it's gonna be 5 dollars off. Come on down and just have a great day