Drinkin' Smokin' Cheatin' (Live from Los Angeles)

I ain't been drinkin'
But if I was drinkin', I think I'd be drinkin' bourbon
And right now you'd be a blur
And I wouldn't hear a word
'Cause I'd be good and drunk, that's for certain

I ain't been smokin'
But if I was smokin', I know I'd be smokin' weed
When you blow all our money
I'd laugh, it'd be funny
'Cause high as a kite is where I'd be

I love you baby, but sometimes baby
You dance on my last nerve and I get an instant kind of urge

I ain't been cheatin'
But if I was cheatin', that's right, I'd be cheatin' on you
I am just daydreaming, thank God I ain't been cheatin'
'Cause if I was, I'd be losing you

I ain't been drinkin', smokin', or cheatin'
'Cause if I was, I'd be losing you

Thank you
Thank you so much
Well, I just thought I'll give you a little, ah- a little bit of an insight into what tonight will be
There, starting with Drinkin' Smokin' Cheatin' we heard
We heard all of the favorite scenes, I'll tell you that
And please feel free to sing along, I love that