Don't Wanna Ride with Santa

Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours to go
Don't wanna ride with Santa
It's getting cloudy and it's starting to snow
Don't wanna ride with Santa
Cause Santa drives like someone who's covered up his eyes
Last year he lost his license but still he wants to fly
And if I get on that red sleigh it might be my last ride
Oh no no no no no

Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours from now
Don't wanna ride with Santa
Last year he nearly ran over a cow
Don't wanna ride with Santa
I really wish that Santa would learn to drive a train
Cause riding in that open sleigh is driving me insane
Up at forty thousand feet the cold freezes my brain
Oh ho ho ho ho ho

No no no no
No no no no no
Don't wanna ride with Santa
No no no no
No no no no no
Don't wanna ride with Santa

Twenty, twenty, twenty four hours to go
Don't wanna ride with Santa
I'll do anything if they just let me stay home
Don't wanna ride with Santa
I'll wrap up all the packages, I'll shovel all the snow
I'll even wipe the frozen snot off Rudolph's famous nose
But don't ask me to ride with him cause I don't wanna go
No no no no no no

Twenty, twenty, twenty four houses to go
Don't wanna ride with Santa
Got sleigh-jacked in Kentucky by a UFO
Don't wanna ride with Santa
Been bitten forty different times by forty different dogs
Got splitters in my derriere from climbing Cyprus logs
When flying through Los Angeles I nearly choke on smog
Ho ho ho ho ho ho

No no no no
No no no no no
Don't wanna ride with Santa
No no no no
No no no no no
Don't wanna ride with Santa
No no (No!) no no
No no no (No!) no no
Don't wanna ride with Santa
No no (No!) no no
No no no (No!) no no
Don't wanna ride with Santa



Credits
Writer(s): Steven Mark Borden, Kenneth James Lamar Busick, Kimberly Earle Hoven, Randy Holmes
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