Baby Got Back (1992)

Oh, my, god.
Becky, look at her butt.
It's so big.
She looks like,
One of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know,
Who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, Because,
She looks like a total prostitute,
'Kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round,
It's like, out there,
I mean, gross. Look!
She's just so... Black!

I like big butts
And I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in
With an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung,
Want to pull out your tough
'Cause you notice the butt
Was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't
Stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me feel so horny

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me,
'Cause you ain't got average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it going like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man
Ask him that.
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (yeah) Fellas! (yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt?
(Hell Yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it!
(Shake it!)
Shake it!
(Shake it!)
Shake the healthy butt!
Baby got back!

(LA face with Oakland Booty)
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwing
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts
Are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos
Walkin' like h**s
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas,
I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna f**k
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to
Hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! (Yeah!)
Ladies! (Yeah)
If you wanna role in my Mercedes (Yeah!)
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
To do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor
In the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hunn
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play
That "hard" role
And tell you that
The butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small
And your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames
In the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

Baby got back!

(Little in the middle
But she got much back)
(Little in the middle
But she got much back)
(Little in the middle
But she got much back)
(Little in the middle
But she got much back)