Tight Pants

Everybody's talkin' 'bout my tight pants
I got my tight pants
I got my tight pants on
Everybody's lookin' at my tight pants
I got my tight pants
I got my tight pants on
...
I'm the only one in town with tight pants
I got my tight pants
I got my tight pants on
No one else around is wearing tight pants
I got my tight pants
I got my tight pants on
...
Everybody's talkin' 'bout my tight pants
I got my tight pants
I got my tight pants on
People wouldn't lie about my tight pants
I got my tight pants
I got my tight pants on

I can swing my arms
I can shake my hip
I can dance down the block
because I'm the only chick that's wearing tight pants
and I'm the only one

wow
slow down there young lady friend
you say people are talking about your tight pants down at the local piggly wiggly?
well I find that hard to believe
because every since I moved to this town
everyone I know is talking about my tight pants

well that's funny because yesterday I ran to Mayor Barlycorn
and he presented me in facideclared my pants
the tightest in all the land!

well I just recieved an urgent telegram
from governer Groombul
presenting today as tight pants day
in owner of my tight pants

listen up you little bitch
you better hide your wife
you better hide your kids
because I will cut you
I will cut your father
I will cut your mother
I will skratch you
don't make me take of my heels

take it easy Georgy and Lousy

look what I'm tryin' to say is
get lost applesauce
I'm the only one who wear a tight pants in this town
you feel me?
don't rattle the cage
we cool-o, papy chulo?
I gotcha haz ahazza
I guess I'll find another new town
everybody's talkin' 'bout my tight pants
I got my tight pants
I got my tight pants on