Beer Drinker's Blues

Barman, barman, won't you bring a beer?
Something for to quench my thirst
Something near and dear
Bring that gold elixir, key to heaven's door
Bring it in a pint glass, and soon a couple more
Barman, barman, you just saved my life
Cheers to you and all you do
To ease our pain and strife

Barman, barman, come on back real quick
Seems this beer has gone flat
Lost some of it's kick
Don't know quite what happened
Surely you can see
Please man won't you quickly pour
Another pint for me
Barman, barman, you just saved my life
Cheers to you and all you do
To ease our pain and strife

Barman, barman, come on back once more
Seems this beer's gone funky
Tastes like wet cardboard
I wouldn't give this to my dog
'Cus he's got better taste
I will need a different beer
Or else a different place
Barman, barman, sorry I must go
I've got beer back in my fridge
So, I will let it flow

Let it flow!