The Water Vaporist (Dinner Plates 2) (EP Version)

You never heard/ of the Water Vaporist?
Tsk! I attest/ I ain't like them other linguist
Hear/ the DurdyBanga distinguish
His English swear/ to you never to relinquish
Homemade tools/ of the trade word-
Play conveyed through my Water/ Vapor no charade
Every rhyme a up/grade and got tang
Like lemonade can't/ do the masquerade
Like copycats/ these days so synonymous
Typical witcha/ style so monotonous
Raise ya rap/ IQ that I do
True, you gota/ be live at the Barbecue
Huh!...this fire/water lit in my mouth
At the same time scorching/ my tongue cease the drought
Syllables recorded/ being contorted
On beat supported/ thru speakers, reported
To the audience/ words paint the ambience
Of the soundscape/ the sound make the sound
Taste oh so good/ delish! You wish
You would! (but/ you so biish!) you wish
You could (sound/ so rich!) you wanna
Be fly like me/ like a wallabee, you ain't!
And you sniff aerosol/ paint, superglue
You do what them 50/ other ma'fuckas do
You plagiarize slang/ and flow monkey see
Monkey do, snortin/ all type shit up
They nose thirty/-two degrees froze mental
Paralysis drinkin'/ Kool-Aid from the same
Chalices my twenty/-six letters on re-
Tail... Hash/tag no-fail bitches!
Indelible/ flows impeccable
Melon-head suckas/ in the dust I left
You

You never heard/ of the Water Vaporist?
Tsk! Me and suckas/ ain't got no kinship
My shit distinctive/ like a 8-
Speed gearshift them others/ got shrinkage and weird
Shit don't fuck wit' they/ shit you know they faulty
With breakage you'll never/ be sated you know
They overrated wit'/ they happy-go-lucky-self
They the gayest they rhymes/ is copy and pasted
Orated dinner/ plates fly like space-
Ships I remain/ on the pay-shift, rucka!
Push the button/ beats I avail
I'm a glutton for cul/inary rhymes that perm-
Eate Discussions I'm/ the fireman there's a fire
In the dungeon.../ and that's food thought in
The oven retort/ burn sumpin' like
A heat-source and my fingers/ type rhymes on keyboards



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