The Ape (Plastic Surgery Song)

Seems like walking on water
Seems like walking the dog
Seems like drinking some water
Seems like talking to God

I've got a t-shirt and it's got your name on it
But I don't wear it when you come around
I go to see your body at the wax museum
And I bribe the guard to let me kiss you on the mouth

I'll get plastic surgery
To look like your plastic surgery
You have the kind of face we need
So slip that skin off in front of me
It's a flawless plan, I'm your biggest fan
So take it all out of me

Seems like chasing a double
Seems like boarding the ark
I didn't think it would be natural
Biting you back in the dark

Please punish me and I will wear the pain so I remember the night that I said your name
I'm Dorian Gray and you're my Sybill Vane, it's simple now, we make our faces the same

I'll get plastic surgery
To look like your plastic surgery
You have the kind of face we need
So slip that skin off in front of me
I'll get plastic surgery
To look like your plastic surgery
You have the kind of face we need
So slip that skin off in front of me
It's a flawless plan, I'm your biggest fan

So take it all out of me