Hummer Summer

Oh, on the first hot weekend of May
I'm headed out to the lake
Sweet Invermere is calling my name
And "I'm coming now" is all I can say

Oh, on the third warm weekend in June
I'll bring my six-string and sing a girl a tune
A private serenade for her and the moon
I'm guessing I'll have them both on top of me soon

This summer won't be a bummer if I can get a hummer
And drive to wherever a guy could find water
Where the sky's always hotter
And somebody's daughter is wearing a white skirt so tight
It's like she might flirt or hurt me tonight

But hey, either way - the future looks bright!
When it's the very first day of July
I'll have my Canada flag flying high
And now there's nothing but the sun in the sky
I think I'm having so much fun I could die, I could die

And August is the dog days, they say
But I'm not tired, I'm wired and wanna play
Some bikini girls are looking my way
And "I'm coming now" is all I can say

This summer won't be a bummer if I can get a hummer
And drive to wherever a guy could find water
Where the sky's always hotter
And somebody's daughter is wearing a white skirt so tight
It's like she might flirt or hurt me tonight

When it comes to September, we'll have to remember
Fun in the sun, hun - before skies dismember
And bring on the colder old ghost of October
It's tragic, I'm sober the magic, it's over

But next summer won't be a bummer if I can get a hummer
And drive to wherever a guy could find water
Where the sky's always hotter
And somebody's daughter is wearing a white skirt so tight
It's like she might flirt or hurt me tonight
Woah, she might flirt or hurt me tonight