U.M.C. (Upper Middle Class) [Live In Detroit/1975]

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I wanna be a lawyer, doctor or professor
A member of the UMC
I want an air conditioner, cottage on the river
And all the money I can see

Oh, yeah

Yeah, I wanna drive a Lincoln, spend my evenings drinkin'
The very best Burgundy
I want a yacht for sailing, private eye for tailing
My wife if she's a bit too free, yeah
Oh-oh, yeah

Yeah, I've been told ever since a boy
That's what one aught to be
A part of the UMC, yeah

I wanna drive a Lincoln, spend my evenings drinking
I want some stock in GM and GE
An office in the city, secretary pretty
Who'll take dictation on my knee

I want a paid vacation, don't want to have to ration
A thing with anyone but me
And if there's war or famine, promise I'll examine
The details if they're on TV, yeah

I'll pretend to be liberal but still support the GOP
As part of the UMC, yeah

I wanna be a lawyer, doctor or professor
A member of the UMC

Thank you