The Magic Slapstick

(Swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my thing) shuffle those feet
(Swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my thing) spin on those heels
(Swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my-)
(Swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my-) spin on those heels

Something happens when the sun goes down at night
I use my power, a magic stick, to make things right

I ain't no pornstar with a fast car eating caviar
I just swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my thing
I ain't no kingpin, kaiser, political advisor
Gonna swing my thing with everything I've got

Hit you with the magic slapstick when you need a little voodoo
I'll be your midnight guru 'til the sun comes up
Slapstick, set the dance floor on fire
The flames are dancing higher, so dance the night away

Oh, that's right
Oh, come on
One, two, three, four
Play that horn, baby
Ho, ho, yes

Now, this magic stick you see
I always have it here with me everywhere I go
Like a band needs a singer, a saint needs a sinner
I'll be a psychedelic swinger at the show

Ain't no prophet or a pope or some preacher selling hope
I just swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my thing
Ain't no shamin' on a shrink, I (won't tell you what I think)
Gonna hit you with the only thing I've got

Hit you with the magic slapstick when you need a little voodoo
I'll be your midnight guru 'til the sun comes up
Slapstick, set the dance floor on fire
The flames are dancing higher, so dance the night away

Come on, sing louder, boys
Oh, come on

(Swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my thing) shuffle those feet
(Swing my thing, gonna swing, swing my thing) spin on those heels
(Swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my thing) shuffle those feet
(Swing my thing, gonna swing my, swing my thing) spin on those heels
Oh, yeah, shuffle those feet

Oh, the magic slapstick, when you need a little voodoo
I'll be your midnight guru 'til the sun comes up
Slapstick, set the dance floor on fire
The flames are dancing higher
Hit you with the magic slapstick when you need a little voodoo
I'll be your midnight guru 'til the sun comes up

Slapstick (swing my, swing my, my, my, my-), so dance the night away