The Harvard Variations

Hello
I'm Emmett Forrest
Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law
Uh, let's go around and
Share a bit about yourselves

Aaron Shultz
I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes
I write financial software codes
But that's a challenge I've outgrown
How many yachts can one man own?
Some say that I'm a pompous creep
Somehow, I don't lose that much sleep
Why bother with false modesty?
Harvard's the perfect place for me

Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard
(What's up?)
(Yo!)

Sundeep Agarwal Padamadan
But you may call me "your majesty"
In my country
My word was law
But then I flee
Because of stupid coup d'etat
But here I learn
I make new friends
And soon return
In bulletproof Mercedes Benz

Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Har-

Enid Hoopes!
I did the peace corps overseas, inoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself from mud and trees
I fought to clean up their lagoons
And save their rare endangered loons
And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons

Pretty impressive, good-

But now I'm on the legal track because this country's out of whack
And only women have the guts to go and take it back
We'll make the government come clean
And get more people voting green
And really stick it to the phallocentric war machine

I love your top, it is so fatigue chic!
Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101
With Professor Callahan?
And Warner Huntington the Third?

It's in Hauser
Over there, second building on the left
Thanks!

I won a Fulbright and a Rhodes (In my country)
I write financial software codes (My word was law)
Why bother with false modesty? (I did the peace corps overseas)
Inoculating refugees (But then I flee)
Harvard's the perfect place for me
Harvard's the perfect place for-

Warner!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
'Scuse me!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Pardon me!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Comin' through!

Harvard's the perfect place for me!
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard-

Elle?
Omigod, Warner?
I totally forgot you go here!