Here Kitty Kitty

"It's the beginning of a new and excitingly
Different story"

I'm saying: "here kitty, kitty" cuz I want to play
I'm on the search all day and hope I find a stray
Then I'll take her off the streets
Give her silk sheets
Plenty of sweets and warm milk for weeks

Now I wanna play and damn she be frisky
Feisty, fasty, some say "nasty"
So, I pet my kitty, pet my kitty cat, word!
Stroke my kitty, kitty till my kitty cat purrs

She's a Felix cat, she's got a bag of tricks
And on the bag of tricks
She's got some crazy fleas and ticks
I must be allergic, she's giving me an itch
Now that sweet kitty, kitty is a little bitch

I gotta find another
I'll search the whole city
Walking up and down the street
Singing: "Here kitty, kitty"

Here kitty, kitty won't you come in, come in
Here kitty, kitty come in!
Here kitty, kitty won't you come in, come in
So, we can get down and begin

Here kitty, kitty won't you come in, come in
Here kitty, kitty come in!
Here kitty, kitty won't you come in, come in
(I'll have to fetch a brand-new cat!)

Now there's Garfield cats
And cats with hats
And in my neighborhood
You got some cats with gats
Now I met my match
The best of the batch
Gotta watch out
Because you might get scratched

Now the kitty cat's pissed, the kitty cat hissed
The kitty got crazy and she swung and missed
So, I got my bat and hit that cat!
She's flat, now I wear her like a racoon hat

Now I hate wanna-bees or cats with fleas
Or them timid kitty cats who get stuck in trees
Chasing the mousie who wants the cheese
Playing with yarn on my homeboy's keys

I want a kitty who won't skeeze
You know, a fly Oriental who's named Siamese
And if I have to, homes
You know I'll search the whole city
Walking up and down the street
Singing: "Here kitty, kitty"

Here kitty, kitty won't you come in, come in
Here kitty, kitty come in!
Here kitty, kitty won't you come in, come in
So, we can get down and begin

Here kitty, kitty won't you come in, come in
Here kitty, kitty come in!
Here kitty, kitty won't you come in, come in
So, we can get down and begin

Round and round the "Lost and Found"
Another word for that is the kitty cat pound
Not just dogs
Some cats like bones
Screeching through the night
Them kitty cat moans

Nasty!...
That means they're all hot and bothered
But gotta be careful
Cuz some kitties hate water
That means they're foul
Here's some soap and a towel
Hit that thang or else I'm back on the prowl

Three blind mice
Three cats with mittens
Snoopy cats, groupie cats
Yo, groupie kittens!
What is a cat?
Yo! I'll tell you, don't push me
If you haven't guessed a kitty cat is a pussy

Here kitty, kitty won't you come in, come in
Here kitty, kitty come in!
Here kitty, kitty won't you come in, come in
So, we can get down and begin

Here kitty, kitty won't you come in, come in
Here kitty, kitty come in!
Here kitty, kitty won't you come in, come in
So, we can get down and begin

Here kitty, kitty won't you come in, come in
Here kitty, kitty come in!
Here kitty, kitty won't you come in...