What Is A Juggalo?

Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
But I can juggle, oh
Dead dirty carnies
I'm just a juggalin' juggla, juggalin'
Jokero juggalo

Well, you know the Juggla
I'm the Jugga-lugga-locoro
Well, you know the Juggla
Dead dirty carnies, dead juggalos
The room of joker-o's
But I can juggle, oh, like you never thought you'd ever know
Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
Juggla, J-ay-ay
Now shut your ass up and let the Juggla sing

What is a juggalo? Let me think for a second (well?)
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets, winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
What is a juggalo? He just don't care
He might try to put a weave in his nut hair
'Cause he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks, and all that

What is a juggalo? He drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin' people like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights with his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin' again, fuck!
What is a juggalo? A fucking lunatic (ticktock)
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!

(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo, ask what it is. Well, fuck if I know
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo
(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo, ask what it is, well, fuck if I know
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo

Southwest? (We juggalos)
Down river? (We juggalos)
Jefferson? (We juggalos)
Fuckin' everybody (we juggalos)
I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni
Shut the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here

What is a juggalo? A dead body
Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody that you've ever met before (never cares)
He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four
What is a jug-? What the fuck? Connect-?
Man, that shit is whack! (Don't worry about my shit, just rap, motherfucker)

What is a juggalo? He ain't a bitch boy (bitch boy)
He'll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy (rich boy)
Walks right in the house where you're having supper and dip his nuts in your soup (bloop!)
What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phony
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there and finish up the last bit
'Cause you're a stupid-ass dumb fuckin' idiot

What is a juggalo? He's a graduate
He graduated from... well
At least, he got a job; he's not a dumb putz
He works for himself scratching his nuts, ha
What is a juggalo? A Hulkamaniac
He power bombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him 'til they find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table (oh my God!)

(What is a juggalo?) A juggalo, ask what it is, well, fuck if I know
(What is a juggalo?) I don't know, but I'm down with the clown, and I'm down for life, yo

I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni
Shut the fuck up
Get the fuck the out of here
I'm the jugga-lugga-loc-a-roni
I figured you wouldn't understand