Church Heathen

If yu tek dis too serious
Den yu really need some church

Dem feel seh true dem go a church
Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving
Dem really gone from bad to worse
Wid dem yah careless living, living

Mi ah boy nuh go church from how long
Rather sleep tru di mornin' an put on a slam
But mi woman she ah pressure mi fi go confession
So mi decide fi go an kill di conversation
So mi si dung right down beside Sista Pam
Who ah tell everyting 'bout di congregation
'Bout Sista Paulette an har gay husban'
An how she still ah sleep wid di minibus man

Sista Gwen seh she ah a christian
But ah las' night dem ketch har inna Stone Love session
She ah do di dutty dance to di Matterhorn song
An' ah seh she get di ting dem from Baby Cham

Dem feel seh true dem go a church
Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving
Dem really gone from bad to worse
Wid dem yah careless living, living

She all ah tell me 'bout di one deacon
Who a drive di big Benz
Ah weh him get money from?
Dats why nuhbody nuh waan gi no collection
See di church roof a leak
Ah wah him really deh pon

Every Sunday is a competition
Mi si nuff a dem a gwaan like dem inna name brand
All di sitten weh she wear come out ah some drum battam
Wid di camphor ball smell
Dat ah nuh new fashion

Den she proceed fi talk 'bout di man dem
Who only come ah service fi look church woman
But mi couldn't seh nutten
'Cause mi know mi ah one

Dem feel seh true dem go a church
Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving
Dem really gone from bad to worse
Wid dem yah careless living, living

Nex' Sunday caan miss me (Amen)
Soap opera caan sweet so (Amen)
Just light di fire sista

Nex' Sunday caan miss me (Amen)
Soap opera caan sweet so (Amen)
Just light di fire sista

Mi ah boy nuh go church from how long
Rather sleep tru di mornin' an put on a slam
But mi woman she ah pressure mi fi go confession
So mi decide fi go an kill di conversation
So mi si dung right down beside Sista Pam
Who ah tell everyting 'bout di congregation
'Bout Sista Paulette an har gay husban'
An how she still ah sleep wid di minibus man

Sista Gwen seh she ah a christian
But ah las' night dem ketch har inna Stone Love session
She ah do di dutty dance to di Matterhorn song
An' ah seh she get di ting dem from Baby Cham

Dem feel seh true dem go a church
Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving
Dem really gone from bad to worse
Wid dem yah careless living, living

Dem feel seh true dem go a church
Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving
Dem really gone from bad to worse
Wid dem yah careless living, living