If You're Not in Love / Foggy Mountain Breakdown (Live)

Well, I'm tryin' not to panic, but I'm gettin' all romantic
Gettin' soft with everything I say and do
I'm talkin' hours on the phone, puttin' on that sweet cologne
I'm even puttin' down the toilet seat for you

Aw, wait a minute, it gets worse, I found myself holdin' your purse
Waitin' outside that bra and panty store
My boss's wife walked by, she spotted me and told me, "Hi"
And I knew then, I was in for it for sure

Now all the boys down at the shop know
And they sure do find it funny
They say you've changed my ways
And that you're spending all my money

Honey, if you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Well, if you're not in love
Well I'm in a lot of trouble

I get this lump in my throat, then I sold my boat
So I could buy that diamond ring for you
Aw, now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin' that since I can't go fishin'
You don't make me sell my golf clubs too

Now all the boys down at the shop know
They laughed until I cry
I told 'em, "If I mess this up
My momma's gonna tan my hide"

Honey, if you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Well, if you're not in love
Well I'm in a lot of trouble
Aw, get 'em now

I gave up that can of Snuff, no more NASCAR on TV
Honey, if that ain't enough, this may be the death of me

Oh, if you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Well, if you're not in love

Honey, if you're not in love
If you're not in love
If you're not in love
Well, if you're not in love
Well, I'm in a lot of
Whole lotta trouble, that's right
You know how I feel y'all

Now we're gonna do a little pimpin' and grimpin' around here
If that's alright

It was nice to chat to you first, turnin' up for a while
A lot of singer-songwriter guys they moved to Nashville
Me and the boys we decided
To just go honky-tonkin' around Texas, huh



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Writer(s): Aaron Watson, Neal Lowry
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