As Voted For (By the Readers of Prima Magazine)

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And now it's time to reveal the various contexts or scenarios
In which unequivocal evidence exists of your status as a massive cunt,
As voted for by the readers of Prima magazine

When you're riding your bike through a red light
When you're picking your kids up from school
When you're voicing your opinion on the Syrian refugee crisis
When you're standing on the left of the escalator

It's recently come to our attention
It's recently come to our attention
It's recently come to our attention
Lalala la
Lalala la

When you're ordering a granary bap at the bakery
When you're dropping off your dry cleaning
When you're thinking of booking your car in for an MOT
When you're considering talking to a new pension provider

It's recently come to our attention
It's recently come to our attention
It's recently come to our attention
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Lalala la la

When you're researching the candidates for the opposition leadership
(you're a cunt)
When you're putting out your recycling
(cunt)
When you're complaining to the Local Authority about
Some fly tipping
(ooh cunt)
When you're just generally going about your day to day business

When you're trying to remember how to adjust the air conditioning
(cunt)
When you're weeing next to me and you get some wee on me
(cunt)
When because of your bad parking I can't get into
An otherwise available parking space
(oh you're a cunt)
When your wife has been injured in a minor traffic accident
And caused congestion
(cunt)
When you forget that eggs come out of chickens, and ducks
(cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt)
When you can't remember which spelling of "license" is correct
For the grammatical context

When you remember you need to put a new battery in the smoke alarm
When you notice that your curtains are not of sufficient density
To block out enough light for a restful sleep
(cunt)
When you realise that at the end of the day
All life is meaningless