A Slacker's Guide to Getting Old and Not Giving a Shit

They say that the shortest way to the grave
Is to read the newspaper every day
Yeah ain't that right

They say the quickest ride to an untimely demise
Is to watch the 11 o'clock news every night
Yeah ain't that right

What's the news today? Shit's still fucked
What's the news today? Shit's still fucked
What's the news today? Shit's still fucked
Same thing as yesterday

Seems like artists nowadays are trapped in time capsules
Wishing things would just stay the way they were
Time has a way of immortalizing, time has a way of aging you

But as I bitch 'bout people set in their old ways
I find myself reminiscing and missing my own past days
Time has a way of catching up, time has a way of slipping away

But who the fuck am I to talk
I'm just a twenty-something stuck in a rut
With no aims or motivations... or so I'm told

So while I'm sitting here on my ass
I'd like to present my research to the class
It's always been this way. And it'll never change
So get used to it

What's the news today? Shit's still fucked
What's the news today? Shit's still fucked
What's the news today? Shit's still fucked
Same thing as yesterday

What's the news today? Shit's still fucked
What's the news today? Shit's still fucked
What's the news today? Shit's still fucked
Same thing as yesterday



Credits
Writer(s): Seth Hansen
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