Toast to the Soup Boys

Alright settle down gentlemen!
Who wants to go first?

Ok Bunty, you're up

Alright so this really cute girl came over last week
But I could barely look her in the eye and talk to her
I felt so bad when she left cause now she probably just thinks I'm

Some arrogant and shy kid?

Yeah! I just feel that ever since I got my heartbroken
I can't be the same happy dappy kid I use to be
And man I miss chilling with her
But she could only come that day cause no one else was home

You know all these other kids are so lucky
Their parents literally invite their girlfriends over for
Thanksgiving and shit

And all I can to do is just pretend to talk to her
When no one is looking

Ok times up, thanks Bunty. Inder you're next

Uh he's not talking to anyone today, I'll go
Well there was this girl I use to like and she liked me back too

What happened?

Well it's complicated.
Anyways she was really cool about meeting up a few days ago
But then she tells me that I was wrong about her all this time
She says that guys get the wrong impression
Cause she's just really friendly to everyone

But she's right Dumpy
You probably started thinking you about having kids
Before you even told her your name

Yeah but I couldn't believe her, I knew she was lying to herself

She's not meant for you man, she's gonna have a good life
With some good looking dude with an MBA
Who probably didn't even open those doors, write those songs

Dream those dreams, and get lost in her eyes

Yes exactly
You need to get back to being insecure about your acne scars
You don't have a choice

Alright Inder, sooner or later you gotta speak up

I don't know but he ain't speaking up today
He's working on some album

Anyone mind telling his story for him?

Well of all people, his best friend fucked him over
Actually a whole bunch of them did
One of them had been talking shit about him and his family
With the girl he liked

Wait what you mean, the one he asked out?

Yeah except she already knew everything
Cause his friend told her before Inder could

Some double agent shit

Why would he do that though?

Apparently he was trying to get with the girl's cousin or something
He confessed it himself when Inder found out

What the fuck
They always change all of a sudden when a girl shows up
And what about the other friends?

The other one
The top dawg as they call him was playing divide and rule
Basically he was talking shit about all his friends
Well I guess that's what they thought they were
Or still think they are
Anyways he'd be badmouthing everyone behind their back
Except the friend he'd be with
And then he'd talk shit about that friend
And everyone else with some other friend
And on and on and on

Alright

He was just feeding off their innocence
So many of them just wanted to fit in and he took advantage of that
Just for his own reputation, casting out Inder
The black sheep, with the undyeable wool

Uh what if the girl of our dreams could be on a song with us?
Where we both sang

Only in our dreams