Mega Powers

There's a down bridge floor lamp standing at attention
The slats in the hardwood are having conversations
The blinds that shade the window are convulsing
And there's writing in the popcorn on the ceiling

It's trying to warn me about the strike at the gravity plant
I can feel it where my ear canal meets my nose
And that's a place that I could see myself spending time
Where my ear canal meets my nose

All I need is thirty more seconds
To stretch my two-bit shadow across the room
Not physically stretch, but like an image across a screen
Until it pixelates and detaches itself from my feet

Yeah, I'm going to make myself at home
Where my ear canal meets my nose!

Let's give it up for the madness!
Let's give it up for the mania!
I'll surf an endless sound wave of pain
Turn it up for an overused refrain
While the madness and the mania remain

I looked into the bathroom mirror and crossed my eyes
I gave my chips to the guy on my left
And a drink to the guy on my right
Do the alternate realities created mess with space time?
Will I see the consequences of these actions in my lifetime?

I don't want to be the one who decides
If the La-Z-Boy gets to have a mouth tonight
We're leaving earth tonight
What color space suit would you like?
Eggshell, crème, or moonlight?
Corn silk, bone, or Dutch white?

Let's give it up for the madness!
Let's give it up for the mania!
Because I don't know what else I'm supposed to do
When I can feel the screws that hold my brain together
Start turning loose
Break the fourth wall for no reason
"Hello! We hope you like our show
And we hope you have a good weekend!"