After Everything You Made Me Do (That You Didn't Ask For)

After everything you made me do
That you "didn't ask for"
You pay me back with rejection, pain, and loss
After everything you made me do
That you "didn't ask for"
I'm the one who should be up there on that cross!

You wanna know all the things I've done for you?

I moved here for you 'cause that day
in New York on the street you led me on
I whored myself out at Beans' house just to find out where you'd gone!
I had to clog my garbage disposal when you ignored my calls
I watched you have sex with Anna
while I was hiding in a bathroom stall

I also watched you have sex during a poop attack on Thanksgiving
I now associate toilets with
heartbreak, welcome to the hell I'm living!
When you asked Valencia to move in, I was such a mess
You can ask Paula, she saw it all from the camera on my dress!

I ran over Anna's cat just because I had to know
If she actually styled eyebrows or if she was dealin' blow
I paid some chick ten thousand dollars to take her wedding slot
That's how I moved our wedding up, and oh yeah, I almost forgot!
You gave me that worthless proposal and not even two weeks later
I made out with my boss when we got stuck in an elevator

You're nothing without me
And my selfless humility
I held you up despite the fact
You lack brains and ability

After everything I've done for you
I thought love was the reason why
But now, Josh Chan
I say goodbye